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Cette sympathique photo, je l’ai trouvée sur un site très intéressant: E DEUS CRIOU A MULHER.
La fille, Natália Casassola, est jolie, et paraît proche d’une grenouille en peluche. Libre à elle. Mais ce sur quoi je veux m’attarder, ce sont ses mains d’homme, vraiment, vraiment horribles.

Ça m’a donc fait penser à un épisode de Seinfeld, The Bizarro Jerry, où Jerry sort avec une femme ayant ce même genre de mains:

GILLIAN
Jerry?

JERRY
Gillian. Hiii..

GILLIAN
Very nice to meet you.

JERRY
It’s nice to meet you!

[They're shaking hands and he notices hers are like a man's--nice enough, but big, beefy.]

[Day, at Monk's. JERRY and ELAINE are in a booth.]

JERRY
She had man-hands.

ELAINE
[pause] Man, Hands?

JERRY
The hands of a man. It’s like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.

ELAINE
[weary] {Look,} would you, prefer it, if she had, no hands at all?

JERRY
Would she have hooks?

ELAINE
Do uh, do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry?

JERRY
Kinda cool lookin’..

ELAINE
[getting up to go] Uh.. Listen, you’re picking me up from my {place tomorrow}–

JERRY
[leaving too] Yeah. Yeah.

ELAINE
Okay, I’ve got five, huge boxes of {buttons}.

JERRY
Right. Well if you need an extra set of hands, I know who you can call…

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Plus tard dans l’épisode:

GILLIAN
I’m just gonna go, wash my hands.

JERRY
Good idea.
[muttering] There’s a beach towel on the rack..