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Male on the Moon

Wherever women are, we have men looking into the situation right now.
We explored the Earth looking for women.
We even went to the Moon just to see if there were any women there.
That’s why we brought that little car.
Why would you bring a car, unless there’s some chance of going on a date?
What the hell were they doing with a car on the goddamn Moon?
You’re on the Moon already!
Isn’t that far enough?

There is no more male idea in the history of the universe than:
“why don’t we fly up to the Moon and drive around?”
That is the essence of male thinking right there.

Jerry Seinfeld, in I’m Telling You for the Last Time.

[Billet antidaté, posté le 21.09.05, 22.30pm]